Tuesday, November 13, 2007

President-to-be Clinton Observes the Crisis of the Falling Flags

If this be a sign witnessed by the public which will foretell the future, then President-to-be Hillary Clinton will observe the financial, and therefore military, collapse of the government. The administration will flutter about confusedly with awkward looks on their faces. Hillary will observe that the "bases are not weighted enough." In other words, American money is no longer weighted in gold as it was when the spectacular rise of the U.S. government began and flourished across two centuries of rapid expansion, rising productivity, and an economy to eclipse all other economies, a military to eclipse all other military. The event begins when one of the four flags collapses and starts to bring down the other flags with it -- Oh Noes!!! -- Luckily, certain heroes of the staff were able to catch the other flags in mid-collapse and bring them all back up to standing. However, there is still that one flag at the end of the clip, which continues to flounder.

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